Saturday 19 November 2011

2 Idiots

Idiotic luv...


Hey friends,

it,s an interesting love story of today's world and as every love story, it also has a guy and a gal {as hero n heroine} but unlike other stories it doesn't have a villain because, I don't think its right to blame someone else for your misfortune as in today's world it's not people or relation's that drive us it's the circumstances that do, so this is what my story tell's and through my story i want to tell this to every one who's in love ,
if you want to live whole your life with your partner and want that divine fragrance of love to always remain in your curry of love then you should be knowing it's ingredient and it just take two things to make a perfect curry of love and they are TIME AND TRUST.
Just give a bit more time to your relation because it's the only thing that can grow it and do trust your partner as without trust there is no love.

nOw LetS sTarT,


Hi, you must be wondering what this is, n wat its all about. dun b impatient, u ll know evrything as u ll reach the end. for now just know that its a story. story of a boy and girl ( like evry other story huh ) but der's sumthing different about this one. 


This story is of todays world n it includes two idiots uff shhhhhh( i just talk too much) just move to the story but but but!! , before, no sneaking in between just read d complete story n 1 last thing ............................. kuch nahi ;-)


It was a windy nyt, our hero ( an idiot in actual) was on his usual task, such a workaholic he was !!!  but only in BROWSING WEB searching for gal's and always end up not finding 1 "such a loser he was ",


 but .........that nyt god might ve been in looo i guess, n left him alone ,neways so his pursuit of a special friend took him to a not so popular website (as already he's been kicked out by gals from popular one's) ,neways site was shtyle.com and he was going through different profiles looking der pics, leaving comments ,but never gettin a reply so finaly he was fed up n stopped browsing n started listening to songs n then( just before god came back from loo) our guy went on shtyle for last time n boy o boy he saw a profile of a gal n sneak a pic,


 wow is the word for her he never ve seen a cutie like her, her eyes were as dey r asking sumthing to u, like "hey dear look at me how cute do i look" n not to forget her sweeter thn sugar smile, which can even make osama a saint though he's not alive but that time he was !!






, wat d fuk why m i tryin to b a writer,beg ur pardon!! lets get back to the topic ,ya so her face was so lively that it seemed as c will just come out of the picture ( sry old bollywood dialogue na!! but guess wat ma budget is low so cant hier javed akhtar ) but in this case it really was true !! the guy was really stunned coz all the synonyms for beauty were resting in that one picture.... fuuu that guy was soo very happy but then came the moment of truth he knew gorgeous chiks like her are way outta his reach, n for a moment really felt sad , but then our MR BEAN like genius guy did sumthing which even einstein could ve not done, He wrote sumthing on her wall and commented on all of her pics

his comments were like this
" I know gorgeous girls like you just make profile to have some fun but never even reply to a guy like me but watever it is, i cant resist saying that these pic's of urs are awesome, ur so cute" 
( no need to say yuk n dun blame me, i already told u how big a loser he was ) neways then he
guy went offline knowing that ders no possibility of a reply. but if u ll call a guy who ryt's such comments an idiot,wat will call a girl who replies to these comments ( haha tht's y i named it two idiots )

so she really did reply to this .

guy came online after sumtime n was on top of the world to see her replies

She wrote back "Hey you aisa ni hai, n thnx for commenting on my pics

then he replied and got nother reply than that idiot went mad as he was gettin replies from that sugarball. thn finaly the gal went offlin..

Fuuuuu He was so high n happy that day, n went no where leaving that divine machine (computer)alone.

then next day again he got an opurtunity to talk to that diva.
and from der started roller coaster of a relation tht still is an "adventurous ride" (more of a scary 1 haha kiddin) 
Now u must ve seen many a gals but this one was just unpredictable u dun
blv me haa... ok thn lemme tell u wat c did, aftr few good long chats the girl himself asked for that idiots no.haa  if u think thts big thn wat will u say if c will call him 1st hahaha ya realy ,
as c got to know that he's not fyn one good day c called him herself n boy o boy tht dumbster was ready to climb himalaya.
obviously if "katrina will call johny lever" he ll go high on moon,
neways so this way they started getting close to each other,.
the idiot was so much into her tht he even fyt wid his frnds if thy say nething about her n within months or two the guy understood tht c's not only a hotty from outside but also ve a charming n sweet grl hidden inside her, n thn he understood he want to  take tht relaion to nxt level.......
now starts real story , one fyn nyt guy was staying at his frnds place (As he was doin it from so many days so tht he can freely talk talk n talk to the girl..
Hey just w8 here !! These people ve names i forgot to tell u, in between they gave each othr names gal used to call the guy "Mr sade pade se" n guy called her lallu (but the real lallu was he himself.. lols)
ya so that night : our idiot was drunk and talking a bit too much.  ( I admit most of the guys are just like that) they were talking about all most interesting things on earth like there pet dogs, daily routines n hell more boring things. n it felt like , these nuts just want to remain nuts.. 




But then out of the blue, guy asked the girl 
GUY: hey lallu , mujhe kuch kahna tha,
GIRL: kya sadu singh bolo.
GUY :dekho mai sirf bata ra hoon , m not asking u to ans
GIRL: UFFOO bolo bhi.
GUY: ok i .... i....
GIRL: hmm kya "I"
guy: I lo.... 
GIRL: WAT !!?
GUY: i like you (that FATTU changed tehe words)
GIRL: leh i too like you, usme kya hai jo itna soch rahe the .
GUY: actualy i think i love you.
GIRL: (in her favorite saddist tone) OHK sauru ok, but do u realy dun want its ans ?
GUY: if i can get it thn yes.


then girl revealed her promises done to her family n herself, n said "i just cant luv someone !! atleast till m in college" these words fell like lightening on him , though he remained composed, n hided his pain but from inside..... fuuuu, it was like tornedo of hormones making him deeply sad with evry passing moment. 




Poor guy !! but as they say(who they ? even i dun knw,but jo bhi) sabr ka fal meetha hota hai pushpa haha, jokes apart the matter became really serious now, but thn it was expected coz girl was a bit more thn wat that idiot deserved , so better but later he accepted that truth, and thought of remaining a gud frnd, 


but then it was the turn of the girl to prove herself the bigger one(Idiot) and one good nyt c herself told him "I am feeling like to tell you that,i luv u"


guys brain was all fucked up(i mean watevr brain he had "if he had"),now guy was half shocked n half surprised and rest watevr part of him left was supremely confused, but watever it was he was splendid n couldn't blv his luck, but that was all true,but he was also in doubt but couldn't ask her as was afraid of "change of mind" by the girl.


but from that moment he knew , that sweethrt realy did fell for him, n from There the bond only grew stronger n stronger,


now the time came when its morning or dawn, night or a pet fight, they were always together n picture started to become karan johar kinda luv story,


then came january end,


Guy FELL ILL , n hospitalized , his condition was very bad n the girl was also worried for him, but suddenly in the beginning of feb girl stopped calling and attending his calls , the guy who was already unwell was terrified with this behavour and kept on calling her but came no reply for that day,


on 4th feb , girl herself called him n asked for his health, but der was something wrong, c was very formal and that idiot couldn't take it nemore n started to shout n emotional atyacharing on her, but that honeybun responded in a very polite manner n revealed the secret behind her uneasyness,


that dumbster has forgotten her birthday,


yaa it all really happened, he really felt ashamed n couldn't speak nething then , then after disconnecting the call he wrote her a compensatory message but still that thing brought some distance in der relation,
but ya after some time everything became fine.


now you all must b wondering they have been with each other for almost half an year n still der's no talk about meeting,


so here's that incidence,


1 day guy planned to go to delhi to meet her,n shared the thought with her, girl after a million no'es finaly said yes,
the guy began his journey with a glare in his eyes he surely knew that after meeting they can take der relation to next level,
so as he reached he called her but unfortunately girl couldn't pick the call, so he called her next day but c was still not der,
then finaly he left her a message about reaching to saket to meet her n went der, but that was never goin to happen, he waited for 4 hours but no one came girls cell was switched off n remained off forever..


slowly slowly day passed n he was losing all hopes to hear from her again, n when its more thn 10 days he wrote her good bye forever..


but then girl replied, fuu these idiots... they always kept on playing with each others mind,


so c told him this was all because of a fight c had with her father n stuff n said sorry for not being in contact for this long..... so again everything came on track.


in between guy moved to different cities indore, pune, jaipur n chennai.


one secret,


in all these places he was all alone , no frnds no family, but still he managed it all fyn n its all bcoz of our angel in the story c's remained her strength n still is,..


now these are only few moments from that story... der are million more to share but then if i ll ryt it all then u can never read it as it will never end,


now,


now the scenario is " the girl thinks that guy is not that much in this relation" n guy thinks " The girl always have things more important then him "
so this 2011 luv express is going through a tunnel of Darkness , but they both dont know that as the tunnel will pass der will again be LIGHT , Light of hope , light of love, 


One last message,


Lallu, I know i have always been a moreon a jerk an idiot , n misunderstood u in most of the situations but Deep inside me i Know , U were always ryt.... so Kuch nahi,




But agar aaj kuch nahi kaha toh kabhi kah bhi nahi paunga,


So lallu , 


 i ll nt do ne daily shop drama by saying i ve done this n that for u , or ll not beg for sympathy on my condition, so m making this very simple,
i always luvd you, i still do n ll always luv u buti can't 4ce u to be wid me i think it's time for u to make a clear decision... do u really need me !! and think bout this with cool mind as it's a que of our life....
w8ing for ur ans 
luv u 

bye...


since then they are not in contact tht's y it's an incomplete luv story but i do have a pic that can describe wat's goin on in their mind's